5 reasons why having a desk job is the worst

1. I don't exercise.
I didn't before, but I don't do it now either. I sit on a chair. Not good.

2. I waste money.
I have been undiscriminately spending money for the last three weeks. Literally anything goes and nothing is off limits. It's both liberating and depressing.

3. I don't learn.
Often I need to use my brain at work. Then, at times, I simply want to listen to music. My audiobook/manual book habits have gone completely off rails.

4. I skip and avoid any extracurricular activities.
I will use work as an excuse to skip freelance projects, hobbies and artistic development.

5. I don't get any rest.
Since every minute off work seems suddenly so valuable, I am either outdoors mingling with strangers and alcohol or clicking aimlessly on my computer all night. Not good.

tl;dr - work is a job. not good. i need a plan.

in regards to my sexual life and the lack thereof

So, anyways. I like the crib I live in. The rent is reasonable, the location is impeccable and the roommate is totally kosher. Yet there are some things that do bother me.

Tonight, for instance, i had a 90/10 chance of getting laid. And yet, I had no place to take a girl to. I feel like I'm 19 again - no place to fuck in.

Sigh. White people problems. Ask me tomorrow. If the deal still stands, I'll take it.